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Joke Topic - 'Cholesterol'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cholesterol'.

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"I have good news and bad news," a defence attorney told his client.
"First the bad news. The blood test came back, and your DNA is an exact match with that found at the crime scene."
"Oh, no!" cried the client. "What's the good news?"
"Your cholesterol is down to 140."
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What do you call an overweight ET?
An extra cholesterol.


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