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Joke Topic - 'Cholesterol' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cholesterol'.

The defense attorney told his client, 'I have good news and terrible news.
'First, the bad news. The blood test came back, and your DNA is an exact match with that found at the crime scene.'
'Oh, no!' cried the client. 'What's the good news?'
'Your cholesterol is down to 140.'
What do you call an overweight ET?
An extra cholesterol.

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