Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - C / Joke Topic - Chocolate - 1
Joke Topic - 'Chocolate'
Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Chocolate'.
He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin who?
Urchin has some chocolate sauce on it.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin who?
Urchin has some chocolate sauce on it.
What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
An oyster egg.
Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Strawberry
Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
Genie
Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
Horses
My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'
Blondes
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Lightning
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
Student
Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
Count Dracula
What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
A drain in the neck.
Doctors
'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'
'Next, please.'
Work
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach to work.
Who's there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach to work.
This is page 1 of 1