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Joke Topic - 'Chocolate'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Chocolate'.

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He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
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If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin who?
Urchin has some chocolate sauce on it.
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What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
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Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.


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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire's new dog?
It's a bloodhound!
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Cannibals

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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Parrots

What do you give a sick parrot?
Tweetment.
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Work

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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Cats

What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.
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Kitten

How does a contented kitten feel?
Cat-isfied with life.
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Buffalo

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
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Clown

What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
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Scottish

How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.

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