Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Ghosts
Where do ghosts go when they need a haircut?
To the scaredresscr.
Getting Old
You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.
Dogs
My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.
Business Consultant
An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.
Cows
Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef
Doctors
I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.
Judges
How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.
Newspaper
When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love
me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
Pilot
Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.