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Joke Topic - 'Chocolate'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Chocolate'.

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He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
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If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin who?
Urchin has some chocolate sauce on it.
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What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
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Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.


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Airplanes

What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.
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Parrots

What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
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Ghosts

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.
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Christmas

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.
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Fortune Tellers

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!
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Bankers

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
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Blondes

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
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Drunk

Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?
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Skeletons

Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.

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