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Joke Topic - 'Chocolate'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Chocolate'.

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He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
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If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin who?
Urchin has some chocolate sauce on it.
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What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
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Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.


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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.
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Elephant

Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
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Houses

A man's house is his hassle.
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Parrots

What do you give a sick parrot?
Tweetment.
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Rabbits

How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.
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Snore

Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?
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Roads

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.
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Roosters

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.

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