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Joke Topic - 'Chocolate'
Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Chocolate'.
He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin who?
Urchin has some chocolate sauce on it.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin who?
Urchin has some chocolate sauce on it.
What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
An oyster egg.
Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
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Vampires
Did you hear about the vampire's new dog?
It's a bloodhound!
It's a bloodhound!
Cannibals
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Parrots
What do you give a sick parrot?
Tweetment.
Tweetment.
Work
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Cats
What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.
A witty kitty.
Kitten
How does a contented kitten feel?
Cat-isfied with life.
Cat-isfied with life.
Buffalo
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
"Bye, son!"
Clown
What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
You get a silly billy.
Scottish
How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
Terrier-fied.
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