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Joke Topic - 'Chocolate'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Chocolate'.
If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
An oyster egg.
Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
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Waiters
Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
Idiots
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later.
I'll tell you later.
Ducks
What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
A robber duckie.
Tourists
How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Vampires
Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
Snackula.
Dentist
What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
The tooth ferry.
Television
What type of television did the ghost buy?
A wide-scream TV.
A wide-scream TV.
Ignorance
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
Money
Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.
Because we are all in knead of it.
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