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Joke Topic - 'Chocolate'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Chocolate'.

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If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
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What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
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Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.


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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
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Idiots

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later.
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Ducks

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
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Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
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Vampires

Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
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Dentist

What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
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Television

What type of television did the ghost buy?
A wide-scream TV.
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Ignorance

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
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Money

Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.

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