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Joke Topic - 'Chocolate'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Chocolate'.

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If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
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What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
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Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.


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Haunted

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
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Prisoners

Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
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Motorists

Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
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Giraffes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.
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Moby Dick

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
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Dog

Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
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Married

Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.
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Accountants

Tom: What do you do for a living?
Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?

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