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Joke Topic - 'Chocolate'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Chocolate'.
If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
An oyster egg.
Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
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Haunted
What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
Exorcise.
Prisoners
Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
Motorists
Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
Giraffes
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.
Moby Dick
How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
By having a whale of a party.
Dog
Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
Married
Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.
Accountants
Tom: What do you do for a living?
Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.
Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
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