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Joke Topic - 'Chocolate'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Chocolate'.

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He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
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If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin who?
Urchin has some chocolate sauce on it.
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What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
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Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.


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Ghosts

Where do ghosts go when they need a haircut?
To the scaredresscr.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.
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Dogs

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.
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Business Consultant

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.
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Cows

Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef
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Doctors

I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.
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Judges

How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.
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Newspaper

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
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Pilot

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.

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