Joke Topic - 'Chocolate'

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Chocolate'.

He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin who?
Urchin has some chocolate sauce on it.

What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.

Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.

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Ghosts

Where do ghosts go when they need a haircut?
To the scaredresscr.

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.

Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef

I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.

How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.

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