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Joke Topic - 'Chocolate'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Chocolate'.

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He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
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If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin who?
Urchin has some chocolate sauce on it.
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What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
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Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.


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Strawberry

Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
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Genie

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
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Horses

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'
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Blondes

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Lightning

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
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Student

Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
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Count Dracula

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
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Doctors

'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'
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Work

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach to work.

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