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Joke Topic - 'Chimps'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Chimps'.

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What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.


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Elephants

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
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Baseball

Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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Rabbit

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.
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Commentator

Definition of a "commentator" - an average potato.
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Bus

Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?
Columbus.
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Julius Caesar

What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'
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Favorite

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
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Squirrels

How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes like pickles?
A: They keep getting their head stuck in the jar..

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