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Joke Topic - 'Chimps'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Chimps'.

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What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.


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Dracula

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
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Buried At Sea

Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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William Shakespeare

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.
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Sheep

What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!
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Scottish

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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The Butler

Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.
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Light

Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
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Strawberries

Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!

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