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Joke Topic - 'Chimps'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Chimps'.

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What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.


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Jogging

Why did the man go running every time he forgot anything important?
He was trying to jog his memory.
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Music

What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
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Water

Save water - dilute it
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Rome

Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.
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Cows

Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.
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Read

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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Ducks

Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.
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Holidays

What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.
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Rabbits

Is breeding rabbits a hare raising experience?

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