Joke Topic - 'Chimps' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Chimps'.

If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.

What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.

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What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?
Pollywood.

Please, no deja vu. I don't want to go through that again.

Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail around the world single-handed?

There's no future in time travel

Which famous Scottish poet is setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.

When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.