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Joke Topic - 'Chimps'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Chimps'.


What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.

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How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.

Buried At Sea

Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

William Shakespeare

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?


What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!


Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.

The Butler

Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.


Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?


My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!


Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!

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