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Joke Topic - 'Chilli'


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How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.


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Elephants

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
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Dinosaur

What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.
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Checkers

Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.
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Lawyers

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.
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Sewers

Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?
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Thieves

Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm
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Skeleton

Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.
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Fish

Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.

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