Joke Topic - 'Chilli'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Chilli'.

How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.

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Crab

Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.

Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.

What's that up the road? A head?

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."

How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.

'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.

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