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Joke Topic - 'Chilli'


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How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.


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Crab

Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.
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Horses

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
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Wedding Anniversary

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.
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Road

What's that up the road? A head?
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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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Light Bulbs

How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.
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Pets

'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'
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Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.

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