Joke Topic - 'Chilli'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Chilli'.

How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.

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Detective

Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.

You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.

Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.

"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."

Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.

What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.

Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!

1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.

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