Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Detective
Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.
Getting Old
You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.
School
Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
Dentists
I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.
Sorry
"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."
Graveyard
Why did they have to put a fence around the
graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.
Christmas
What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.
Strawberries
Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!
Cannibals
1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.