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Joke Topic - 'Chilli'


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How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.


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Golf

Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.
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Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.
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Plumber

What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.
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Bee

Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.
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Santa

Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.
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Christmas

The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down-payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)
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Scottish

What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.
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Teachers

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
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Mickey Mouse

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.

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