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Joke Topic - 'Chilli'


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How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.


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Father Christmas

What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.
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Blondes

We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.
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King Kong

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.
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Butter

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.
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Boxers

This trainer came up to this boxer. He said, 'Are you ready for another fight?'
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'
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Engineer

Did you hear about the bad tempered civil engineer?
He always built crossroads.
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Dangerous

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
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The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
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Waiters

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"

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