Joke Topic - 'Chilli'

What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.

We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.

This trainer came up to this boxer. He said, 'Are you ready for another fight?'
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'

Did you hear about the bad tempered civil engineer?
He always built crossroads.

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"