Joke Topic - 'Chilli'

Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.

Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.

What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.

Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.

Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.

The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down-payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)

What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.