Joke Topic - 'Chilli'

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.

Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.

Filming in cemetery angers residents

Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!

"Doctor, doctor< I keep seeing double."
"Take a seat please."
"Which one?"

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!

What did the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!