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Joke Topic - 'Children' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Children'.

Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.
Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.
What kind of dog is good at looking after children?
A baby setter.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Pigs

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!

Missing

How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.

Doctors

Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Sit down and don't stir yourself.

Dogs

Which type of dog always knows what time it is?
A watchdog!

Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.

Mothers

Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!

Snowballs

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?

Parties

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
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