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Joke Topic - 'Children'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Children'.

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Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.
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Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
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It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.
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What kind of dog is good at looking after children?
A baby setter.


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Beer

Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!
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Insects

Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when people think you are 40...and you really are.
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Fish

What type of fish is famous?
A starfish.
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The Invisible Man

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.
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Frog

What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
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Half A Mind

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.
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Lightning

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

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