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Joke Topic - 'Chickens' - Page 2 - With 11 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Chickens'.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A chicken that lays down.
1>A chicken that lays down.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
1>A fowl smell.
What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG?
A chicken in a minefield...
1>peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG?
A chicken in a minefield...
Why did the chicken cross the park?
To get to the other slide.
1>To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Too long to go around.
1>Too long to go around.
Why did the chicken get detention?
She was always playing practical yolks.
1>She was always playing practical yolks.
Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.
1>She was henbarrassed.
Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.
2>Because it was a practical yoker.
Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.
1>Because she was tired of being cooped up.
Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!
1>He already had the drumsticks!
Why do chickens like to chat so much?
Because talk is cheep.
1>Because talk is cheep.