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Joke Topic - 'Chickens' - Page 2 - With 11 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Chickens'.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A chicken that lays down.
A chicken that lays down.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
A fowl smell.
What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG?
A chicken in a minefield...
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG?
A chicken in a minefield...
Why did the chicken cross the park?
To get to the other slide.
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Too long to go around.
Too long to go around.
Why did the chicken get detention?
She was always playing practical yolks.
She was always playing practical yolks.
Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.
She was henbarrassed.
Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.
Because it was a practical yoker.
Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.
Because she was tired of being cooped up.
Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!
He already had the drumsticks!
Why do chickens like to chat so much?
Because talk is cheep.
Because talk is cheep.