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Joke Topic - 'Chicken Soup'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Chicken Soup'.

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Diner: Waiter, your thumb is in my chicken soup.
Waiter: That's all right sir, it's not very hot.
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Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.


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Courts

Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
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Dentists

Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
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Jewel

Knock, knock
Who's there ?
jewel
jewel who?
jewel see better if you open the door
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Worry

Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
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Snowmen

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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Birds

What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake>
A feather boa constrictor.
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Married

Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
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Dogs

Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.
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Seasick

What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.

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