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Joke Topic - 'Chicken Soup'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Chicken Soup'.

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Diner: Waiter, your thumb is in my chicken soup.
Waiter: That's all right sir, it's not very hot.
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Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.


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We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. if things don't work out at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on.
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Chicken

Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
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Doughnuts

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.
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Mouse

How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.
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Christmas

What did Adam say on December 24th?
It's Christmas, Eve.
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Frog

What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
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Blondes

Q: Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?
A: A man who told one to many blonde jokes.
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Vampires

Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
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The Moon

What is large, bright and stupid?
A fool moon.

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