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Joke Topic - 'Chicken Soup'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Chicken Soup'.


Diner: Waiter, your thumb is in my chicken soup.
Waiter: That's all right sir, it's not very hot.

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.

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