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Joke Topic - 'Chewing Gum'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Chewing Gum'.


What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.

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Born Free

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.


What do we often catch but never see?
A passing remark.


State Legislators Want Tougher Death Penalty


I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

A Brick Wall

My brother was banging his. head on a brick wall. I said, 'What're you doing that for?'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'


Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.


Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.


Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.


How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.

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