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Joke Topic - 'Chewing Gum'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Chewing Gum'.

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What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.


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Cats

What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Skunk

Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
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Ant

What do you call a baby ant?
An inf-ant.
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Birthdays

He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
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Black And White

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.
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Honk

Honk If Anything Falls Off
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Wedding

Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!

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