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Joke Topic - 'Chewing Gum'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Chewing Gum'.

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What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.


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Farmers

How did the farmer locate his lost cow?
He tractor down.
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Bowling Balls

Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
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Currents

He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
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Mosquitoes

What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.
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A Head

What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
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Artist

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.
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Chilli

How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.
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Permanent

Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.
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Deny

Man Denies He Committed Suicide

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