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Joke Topic - 'Chewing Gum'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Chewing Gum'.

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What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.


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Dracula

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
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Pigs

Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
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Teddy Bear

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
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Christmas

What do male sheep sing at Christmas?
Ewele-tide Carols!
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Married

Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.
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Chaos

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
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Barbers

How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.
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Parrot

What do you call a dry parrot?
Polyunsaturated.

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