Joke Topic - 'Chewing Gum'

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.

What do we often catch but never see?
A passing remark.

State Legislators Want Tougher Death Penalty

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

My brother was banging his. head on a brick wall. I said, 'What're you doing that for?'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'

Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.

Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.

Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.