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Joke Topic - 'Chemistry'


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What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.


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Politicians

A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
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Blondes

Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.
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Horses

What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.
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Politicians

Nobody can fix the economy.
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.
VOTE FOR NOBODY!
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Light Bulbs

How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.
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Sleepwalking

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.
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Sherlock Holmes

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
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Cookies

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

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