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Joke Topic - 'Chemistry'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Chemistry'.

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What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.


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Insanity

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
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Programmers

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
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Cars

This car is protected by Smith and Wesson
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Fish

Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!
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Talking

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
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School

My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.
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Squirrels

Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.
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Mother-in-law

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'

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