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Joke Topic - 'Chemistry'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Chemistry'.


What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.

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Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.


Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?


What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me and together we'll go places.


What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.


Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.


Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.

Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)


How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the mountain.


How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.

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