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Joke Topic - 'Chemistry'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Chemistry'.


What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.

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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.


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Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!


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My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.


Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.


'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'

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