Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - C / Joke Topic - Chemistry - 1

Joke Topic - 'Chemistry'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Chemistry'.

$text4

What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Witches

Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.
$text4

Difficult

Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?
$text4

Letters

What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me and together we'll go places.
$text4

Cats

What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.
$text4

Cats

Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
$text4

Smiling

Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
$text4

Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)
$text4

Swiss

How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the mountain.
$text4

Ghosts

How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.

This is page 1 of 1