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Joke Topic - 'Chefs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Chefs'.

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Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy


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Pistachios

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.
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Drunks

I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.
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Marriage

Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
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Mouse

Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
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Apes

Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.
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Tennis

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
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Cows

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.

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