Joke Topic - 'Chefs'

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sizzle.
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more that it hurts you.

I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?

Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.

Xerox never comes up with anything original.

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.

The meek shall inherit the earth - if that's all right with you?