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Joke Topic - 'Chefs'


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Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy


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Litterbugs

Which type of bugs are the messiest
litterbugs.
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The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
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The Difference

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
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Divorce

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.
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Uncles

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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Judges

What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!
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Bell

Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.
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Football

What is a football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.
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Possessed

"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."

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