Diner: Waiter, I can't eat this soup.
Waiter: I'll get the manager, sir.
Diner: Manager, I can’t eat this soup.
Manager: Sorry, sir. I'll get the chef.
Diner: Chef, I can't eat this soup.
Chef: What's wrong with it?
Diner: Nothing - I haven't got a spoon.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Chicken
What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
Bananas
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
Water
Save water - dilute it
Lawyers
The trouble with the legal profession is that 98 per cent of its members give it a bad name.
Cows
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo-souri.
Keyhole
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole.
Millionaire
Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.
Beauty
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Marriage
Marriage: The first union to defy management.