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Joke Topic - 'Chef'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Chef'.


Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.

What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.


He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.


What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.


What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.


Henry: Darling. will you marry me?
Jane: No. but I will always admire your good taste.

Travel Agents

Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."


You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.

Change A Light Bulb

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?


Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm

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