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Joke Topic - 'Chef'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Chef'.

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Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.
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What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!


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Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.
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Currents

He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
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Dentists

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
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Christmas

What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.
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Marry

Henry: Darling. will you marry me?
Jane: No. but I will always admire your good taste.
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Travel Agents

Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."
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Fool

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
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Change A Light Bulb

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?
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Thieves

Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm

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