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Joke Topic - 'Chef'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Chef'.

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Diner: Waiter, I can't eat this soup.
Waiter: I'll get the manager, sir.
Diner: Manager, I can’t eat this soup.
Manager: Sorry, sir. I'll get the chef.
Diner: Chef, I can't eat this soup.
Chef: What's wrong with it?
Diner: Nothing - I haven't got a spoon.
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Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.
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What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!


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Chicken

What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
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Bananas

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
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Water

Save water - dilute it
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Lawyers

The trouble with the legal profession is that 98 per cent of its members give it a bad name.
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Cows

Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo-souri.
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Keyhole

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole.
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Millionaire

Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.
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Beauty

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Marriage

Marriage: The first union to defy management.

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