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Joke Topic - 'Cheese'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cheese'.

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What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
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What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?


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Chief

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.
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Christmas

Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.
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Months

Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.
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Chicken Soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
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Wealthy

What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!
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Work

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
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Scotsmen

What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.

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