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Joke Topic - 'Cheese'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cheese'.

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What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
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What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?


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Dating

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.
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Stairs

'Do these stairs take you to the second floor?'
'No. I'm afraid you have to walk.'
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Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.
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Cats

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
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Football

What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.
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Christmas

Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?
A: A rebel without a clue.
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Batman

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!
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Ghosts

What is a ghost's favorite type of bird?
A scare-crow.

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