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Joke Topic - 'Cheese'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cheese'.

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What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
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What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?


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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.
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Cows

Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!
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Parents

What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.
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Horses

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'
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Sick

Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
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Girlfriends

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?
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Vampires

Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
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Chocolate

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin who?
Urchin has some chocolate sauce on it.

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