Blondes
What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
Third Grade.
Water
Save water - dilute it
Trains
What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.
Monsters
What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
Dogs
We call our dog Egypt because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.
Candles
What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.
Milk
Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!