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Joke Topic - 'Cheese'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cheese'.


What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.

What Sort of cheese is made backwards?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

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Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.


'Do these stairs take you to the second floor?'
'No. I'm afraid you have to walk.'

Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.


Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?


What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.


Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.


Q: What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?
A: A rebel without a clue.


How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!


What is a ghost's favorite type of bird?
A scare-crow.

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