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Joke Topic - 'Cheese' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cheese'.

What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
What Sort of cheese is made backward?
Edam.
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

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Blondes

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
Third Grade.

Water

Save water - dilute it

Trains

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.

Monsters

What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?

Dogs

We call our dog Egypt because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.

Candles

What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.

Milk

Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!
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