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Joke Topic - 'Cheese'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cheese'.


What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.

What Sort of cheese is made backwards?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.


Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.


Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?

Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.


Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.

Chicken Soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.


What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!


If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?


What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.

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