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Joke Topic - 'Cheese'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cheese'.

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What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
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What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?


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Secret Agents

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
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Drunk

Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?
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Money

Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.
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Airplanes

What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.
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Maths

Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
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Drink

Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.
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Ant

What do you call a baby ant?
An inf-ant.

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