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Joke Topic - 'Cheese'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cheese'.

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What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
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What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?


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A Bad Stomach

I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.
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Fireman

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
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Detective

What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
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Nightclubs

What do you call the people who are made of rubber and stand at the entrance to a nightclub?
Bouncers.
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Toys

What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!
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Archaeologists

Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.
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Car Drivers

A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.
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A Great Time

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Havana.
Havana who?
Havan-a great time, hope you are having one too.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'

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