Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Waiters
Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it
would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
Dogs
Every dog has its day, only a dog with a broken tail has a weak-end.
Teachers
Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
Christmas
What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.
Cows
Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
Cashiers
How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.
Fish
Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.
Cholesterol
What do you call an overweight ET?
An extra cholesterol.
Birds
What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.