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Joke Topic - 'Chauffeur'


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Overheard to a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'


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Sociologists

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.
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Hoarse

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.
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Light Bulbs

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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Christmas

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe.
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Started Out

I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.
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Haste

What is the best thing to make if you are in a hurry?
Haste.
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Rich

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
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Aspirins

Last night I was going to kill myself by swallowing a handful of asprins - but after taking the first two I felt much better.
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Dogs

Why was the dog arrested?
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.

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