Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Vampires
Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
Monkeys
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
Work
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Computers
Unix - Reach out and grep someone.
Boyfriend
Jane: My boyfriend's name should be Puzzle.
Julie: Why?
Jane: Because sometimes I just can't figure him out.
Cows
Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.
Dress
Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
Walk
What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.
Girlfriends
I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!