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Joke Topic - 'Charles Dickens'


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What famous 60's song did Charles Dickens write?
Oliver Twist.


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Hippies

What's the wife of a hippie called?
Mississippi.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
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Dogs

How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
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Race

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.
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Human

To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.
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Woman

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.

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