Joke Topic - 'Charged'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Charged'.

Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.

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Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.

What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?
Santapplause.

Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.

What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
Steak.

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.

What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.

You're never alone with schizophrenia

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.

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