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Joke Topic - 'Charged'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Charged'.

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Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.


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Dogs

Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.
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Good Luck

"What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?"
"A rash of good luck!"
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Birds

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?
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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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Monsters

What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.
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Christmas Cracker

What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.
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Sausages

Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.
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Car

Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
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Mother

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

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