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Joke Topic - 'Charge'


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Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.


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Breakfast

What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
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Banana

Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
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Boring

I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.
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Toads

What should you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
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Folk Singers

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.
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Dogs

What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.
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Umpire

What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - Your income tax refund check bounces.
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.

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