Joke Topic - 'Charge'

What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!

Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.

I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.

What should you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.

What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.

What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.

You know you're having a bad day when - Your income tax refund check bounces.

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.