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Joke Topic - 'Charge'


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Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.


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Cows

What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean beef.
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Cows

Q: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated
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Dentists

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.
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Fish

Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.
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Chicken

What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
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Paranoid

Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
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Cowards

Cowards rule - If that's OK with you
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching will you!
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Sheep

How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.

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