Joke Topic - 'Charge'

What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean beef.

Q: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.

Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.

What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.

Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.

Cowards rule - If that's OK with you

Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching will you!

How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.