Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Santa Claus
How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
You can sense his presents.
Calendar
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
Horses
What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play
Drums
Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.
Fish
What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
Easy
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.
Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?
Mouse
What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
London
Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'