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Joke Topic - 'Charge'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Charge'.

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Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.


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Santa Claus

How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
You can sense his presents.
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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
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Horses

What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play
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Drums

Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.
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Fish

What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
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Easy

What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?
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Mouse

What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
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London

Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'

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