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Joke Topic - 'Charge'


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Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.


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Caution

C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!
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Mistakes

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Drink

Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. In fact, the other night he got so steady he couldn't move.
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Pigeons

Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.
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Polar Bear

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
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Factory

What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
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Golf Caddy

John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.
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Dracula

What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.

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