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Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.

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C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!


Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.


Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. In fact, the other night he got so steady he couldn't move.


Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.

Polar Bear

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.


What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.


What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.

Golf Caddy

John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.


What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.

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