Joke Topic - 'Charge'

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.

Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.

What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.

Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.

Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.

If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?

Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!

Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.

Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!