Joke Topic - 'Chaos' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Chaos'.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.

Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.

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Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff; I hurt it playing football.

I call my girlfriend 'Sugar' because she is so refined.

What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!

It is tough to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
Third Grade.