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Joke Topic - 'Chaos'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Chaos'.

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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
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Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.


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King

Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!
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Doctors

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'
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Dumb

I'm not as dumb as you look.
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Expiration

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Cookies

Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.
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Drunks

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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Frogs

What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
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Cinderella

Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
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Thought

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

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