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Joke Topic - 'Chaos' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Chaos'.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly swimming around in my soup.'
'No, sir. Actually, that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'

Noses

How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.

Athletes

What do elves get if athletes get athlete's foot?
Mistle-toes.

Thieves

My credit card was stolen last Friday, but I decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than my wife.

Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.

Fathers

George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.

Cannibals

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.

Zebras

Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.

Christmas

What carol do elephants like to sing at Christmas?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...
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