Joke Topic - 'Change' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Change'.

Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence, please.

Madness takes its toll. Please have the exact change.

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