Joke Topic - 'Change' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Change'.

Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence, please.

Madness takes its toll. Please have the exact change.

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Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.

Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.

In college, I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.

For weeks I've been telling you not to buy anything for my birthday and yet you still forgot to bring me something.

What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.

What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.

Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing in your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.

What is a spaceman's favorite game?
Astronauts and crosses.