Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Witches
Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.
A Born Loser
A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.
Baseball
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!
Piano
How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
Musicians
What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.
Count Dracula
Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
Blondes
Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.
Fool
I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
Politicians
The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.