Joke Topic - 'Challenged'

You're not old. You're chronologically challenged.

Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.

Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.

What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."

'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'