Joke Topic - 'Challenged'

Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.

A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.

Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.