Joke Topic - 'Chairs'

Xerox never comes up with anything original.

What do Paddington Bear and Winnie The Pooh pack when they are going on vacation?
The bear essentials.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.

Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.

Why is a duke like a book?
Because he has a title.

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.

Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"