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Joke Topic - 'Chair'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Chair'.


How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.

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Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.


What do you call two spiders have just been married?


Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.


Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!

Light Bulbs

How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!


What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.


Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.


This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'


Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.

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