Joke Topic - 'Chair'

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe.

Did you hear about the vampire's new dog?
It's a bloodhound!

Why did the horse cross the road?
Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors.

What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.

Doctor: Nurse, I'm ready to see the next patient now, can you send her in?
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.

Nostalgia is a thing of the past