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Joke Topic - 'Chair'


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How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.


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Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
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Spiders

What do you call two spiders have just been married?
Newlywebs.
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Muesli

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.
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Christmas

Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!
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Light Bulbs

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
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Walk

What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.
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Dracula

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
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Doctors

This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'
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Horses

Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.

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