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Joke Topic - 'Chair'


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How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.


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Florida

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.
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Christmas

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire's new dog?
It's a bloodhound!
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Horse

Why did the horse cross the road?
Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors.
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Will

What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.
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Soap

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
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Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.
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Doctors

Doctor: Nurse, I'm ready to see the next patient now, can you send her in?
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.
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Nostalgia

Nostalgia is a thing of the past

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