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Joke Topic - 'Cereal' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cereal'.

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Change A Lightbulb

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One is to change the bulb, and one is to apologize for the delay.

Personality

You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?

Cows

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.

Santa Claus

How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!

Computers

What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine with a bark worse than its byte.

Blondes

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Christmas

What Christmas song does Tarzan always sing?
Jungle Bells.

Pianos

Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.
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