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Joke Topic - 'Cemetery'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cemetery'.

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'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'
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Filming in cemetery angers residents


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Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.
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Count

What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.
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Eel

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
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Beauty Parlor

My wife went to the beauty parlor and had a mud pack treatment. She looked really great for a few days. . .but then the mud fell off!
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Drinkers

Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
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Truck Driver

Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
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Kitten

What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.

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