Joke Topic - 'Cemetery'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cemetery'.

'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'

Filming in cemetery angers residents

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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.

Justice - a decision in your favor.

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.

What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and ribbon.

What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.

Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!

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