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Joke Topic - 'Cemetery'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cemetery'.

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'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'
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Filming in cemetery angers residents


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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.
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Justice

Justice - a decision in your favor.
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Blondes

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
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Batman

What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and ribbon.
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Parrots

What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
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Texas

Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.
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Woodworm

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
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Angry

Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.
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Rabbits

Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!

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