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Joke Topic - 'Cemetery'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cemetery'.


'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'

Filming in cemetery angers residents

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