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Joke Topic - 'Cemetery'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cemetery'.

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'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'
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Filming in cemetery angers residents


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Dogs

What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
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Work

Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
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Dogs

We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.
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Kilts

Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt? It was Boney Prince Charlie.
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Bagpipes

Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!
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Fish

Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.
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Skeleton

How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
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Astronauts

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
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Dracula

Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.

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