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Joke Topic - 'Cemetery'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cemetery'.

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'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'
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Filming in cemetery angers residents


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Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
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A Big Mouth

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
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I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
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Baby

Why is an old car like a baby?
Because it always has a rattle.
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.
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The Meek

The meek shall inherit the earth - if that's all right with you?
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Eat

Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.
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Doctor

The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.
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Currents

He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.

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