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Joke Topic - 'Cemetery'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cemetery'.

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'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'
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Filming in cemetery angers residents


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The Big Bad Wolf

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?
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Doctor

Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.
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Dating

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.
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Data

Who is France's data compression hero?
Joan of ARC...
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Girlfriends

Jack: I'd go through anything for you.
Mary: Just the door will be enough.
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Bars

A man walks into a bar! ouch!!!
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Duck

What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
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Golf

You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
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Ducks

Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.

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