Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Skunk
Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.
Count
What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.
Eel
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
Beauty Parlor
My wife went to the beauty parlor and had a mud pack treatment. She looked really great for a few days. . .but then the mud fell off!
Drinkers
Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
Doctors
"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
Truck Driver
Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
Kitten
What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.