Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Getting Old
You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.
Justice
Justice - a decision in your favor.
Blondes
What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
Batman
What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and ribbon.
Parrots
What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
Texas
Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.
Woodworm
Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
Angry
Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.
Rabbits
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!