Joke Topic - 'Cemetery' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cemetery'.

'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'

Filming in cemetery angers residents

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What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars, and now I feel terrible.

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.

Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.

I wouldn't say our wicketkeeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.

Did you hear about the Scottish kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.

Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.

Please don't cross the railway lines; they take hours to unravel

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy all your money.