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Joke Topic - 'Cemetery'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cemetery'.


'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'

Filming in cemetery angers residents

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The meek shall inherit the earth - if that's all right with you?


Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
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He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.

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