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Joke Topic - 'Cemetery'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cemetery'.


'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'

Filming in cemetery angers residents

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The Big Bad Wolf

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?


Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.


Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.


Who is France's data compression hero?
Joan of ARC...


Jack: I'd go through anything for you.
Mary: Just the door will be enough.


A man walks into a bar! ouch!!!


What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.


You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.


Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.

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