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Joke Topic - 'Cemetery'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cemetery'.


'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'

Filming in cemetery angers residents

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What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.


What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.


Someday my boat will come in
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport


"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"


Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.

A Skeleton

What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.


Did you hear about the sculptor's son?
He was a chip of the old block.


Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.


As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

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