Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Argue
Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
Money
Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
Football
Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.
Monopoly
How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
Lazy
Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.
Soccer
What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.
Mouse
What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
Eat
What do huge sea monsters like to eat?
Fish and ships!
Sherlock Holmes
Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.