Joke Topic - 'Cellphones'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cellphones'.

What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.

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Argue

Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.

Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.

What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.

What do huge sea monsters like to eat?
Fish and ships!

Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.

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