Joke Topic - 'Cellphones'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cellphones'.

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.

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Did you hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to complete the paperwork.

The fifteen-minute morning coffee break is when your employees take a break from doing nothing.

Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs; sitting in the dark is cheaper.

Old bookkeepers never die; they just lose their figure.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the Round Table?
A bite in shining armour.