Joke Topic - 'Cellphones' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cellphones'.

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.

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'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'

I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!

What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!

Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time in years that the drinks had been on him.

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?

Tell me again how lucky I am to work here. I keep forgetting.

Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.