Joke Topic - 'Cellphones'

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.

What do you call a nervous witch?
a twitch.

"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"

Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.

Jane: My boyfriend's name should be Puzzle.
Julie: Why?
Jane: Because sometimes I just can't figure him out.

What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.

What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.