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Joke Topic - 'Cellphones'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cellphones'.

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What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.


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Argue

Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
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Money

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
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Football

Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.
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Monopoly

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
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Lazy

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.
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Soccer

What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.
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Mouse

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
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Eat

What do huge sea monsters like to eat?
Fish and ships!
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Sherlock Holmes

Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.

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