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Joke Topic - 'Cellphones'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cellphones'.

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What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.


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Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
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Bees

What kind of bees live in a graveyard?
Zombees.
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Australians

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
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Light Bulbs

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Piano

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
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Bacteria

Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.
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Horses

What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.
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The Alphabet

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

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