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Joke Topic - 'Cellphones'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cellphones'.

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What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.


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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.
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Clown

Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
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Elephants

What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.
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Dentists

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
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Computers

Unix - Reach out and grep someone.
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Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.

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