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Joke Topic - 'Cellphones'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cellphones'.

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What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.


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Dance

Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.
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Police

Police move in book case
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?
A: A rebel without a clue.
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Vampire

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
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Witches

What do you call a nervous witch?
a twitch.
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Blondes

How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
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Ghosts

When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.
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Ducks

What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.
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Driving

Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

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