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Joke Topic - 'Cellphones'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cellphones'.


What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.

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Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.


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Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.


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Because he was a loafer.


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A squeak that oils itself.


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Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.

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