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Joke Topic - 'Cellphones'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cellphones'.

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What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.


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Blondes

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
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Witches

What do you call a nervous witch?
a twitch.
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"
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Leopards

Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
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Boyfriend

Jane: My boyfriend's name should be Puzzle.
Julie: Why?
Jane: Because sometimes I just can't figure him out.
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Split

What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.
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Bees

What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
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Love

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.

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