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Joke Topic - 'Cellphones'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cellphones'.

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What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.


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Soccer

If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish
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Teeth

Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.
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Politicians

Nobody can fix the economy.
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.
VOTE FOR NOBODY!
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Bars

The man who goes into a bar very optimistically usually leaves it very misty optically.
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Cars

You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?
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Television

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
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Doctors

This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'
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Fat

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.
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Pick Your Friends

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

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