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Joke Topic - 'Cellphones' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cellphones'.

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.

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Cemetery

'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'

Paint

I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh

Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!

Rabbits

What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!

Beer

Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time in years that the drinks had been on him.

Vampires

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?

Lucky

Tell me again how lucky I am to work here. I keep forgetting.

Politicians

Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.

Lawyers

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.
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