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Joke Topic - 'Cell'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cell'.
Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.
He was put in a dry cell.
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Dracula
Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
He was a right pain in the neck.
Cannibals
What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."
"That was no girl, that was my supper."
Dogs
What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.
A bark-itect.
Dress
Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
Magicians
What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.
Trixie.
Father
What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!
A son of a gun!
Golf
Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.
Husband: It putts me to sleep.
Astronauts
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
At parking meteors.
Marriage
Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?
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