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Joke Topic - 'Cell'


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Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.


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Dracula

Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
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Cannibals

What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."
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Dogs

What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.
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Dress

Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
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Magicians

What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.
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Father

What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!
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Golf

Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.
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Astronauts

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
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Marriage

Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?

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