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Joke Topic - 'Cell'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cell'.

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Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.


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Business Consultant

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.
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Sheep

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
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Burgers

Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.
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Cats

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
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Brain

Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear
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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.
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Golf

What are the three worst words you can hear while playing a round of golf?
"Still your turn"!
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Baby

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
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The London Marathon

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.

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