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Joke Topic - 'Cell'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cell'.

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Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.


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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.
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Bride

The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.
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Dracula

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.
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Chocolate

He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
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Stupid

How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?
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Cashiers

How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.
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Plumber

What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.
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Blondes

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
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Chicken Soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.

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