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Joke Topic - 'Cell'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cell'.

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Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.


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Father Christmas

What do the elves fear most about Christmas?
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.
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Not Yourself

You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.
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Morse Code

Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.
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Dogs

My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.
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Ship

Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
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Society

When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall
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Cows

What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.
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Elephants

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
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Surrealists

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.

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