Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Relatives
Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
Wrinkles
Patient: What's the best way to avoid getting wrinkles?
Doctor: Don't sleep in your clothes.
Politicians
The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.
Cows
What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!
Vampires
What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.
Fail
I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
Vampires
What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
Prehistoric
What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Humpty Dumpty
Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.