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Joke Topic - 'Cell'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cell'.

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Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.


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Rabbits

What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.
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Sweet

What is sweet and sticky and stops traffic?
A traffic jam.
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Boy Scout

Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.
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Baseball

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.
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Santa Claus

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
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Drunk

Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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A Car Mechanic

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.
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Umbrellas

What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.

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