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Joke Topic - 'Cell'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cell'.


Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.

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What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.


What is sweet and sticky and stops traffic?
A traffic jam.

Boy Scout

Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.


And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.

Santa Claus

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.


Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

A Car Mechanic

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.


What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.

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