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Joke Topic - 'Cell'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cell'.

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Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.


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Relatives

Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
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Wrinkles

Patient: What's the best way to avoid getting wrinkles?
Doctor: Don't sleep in your clothes.
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Politicians

The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.
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Cows

What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!
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Vampires

What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.
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Fail

I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
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Vampires

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
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Prehistoric

What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Humpty Dumpty

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.

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