Joke Topic - 'Cell'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cell'.

Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.

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Relatives

Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.

Patient: What's the best way to avoid getting wrinkles?
Doctor: Don't sleep in your clothes.

The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.

What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!

What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.

I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?

What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.

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