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Joke Topic - 'Cell'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cell'.


Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.

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Father Christmas

What do the elves fear most about Christmas?
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.

Not Yourself

You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.

Morse Code

Which reindeer knows Morse code?


My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.


Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.


When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall


What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.


What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.


How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.

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