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Joke Topic - 'Cell Phones'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cell Phones'.
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
Cell phones.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Relatives
Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
Christmas
Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!
Car
My wife's other car is a broomstick
Penny
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Penny!
Penny Who?
Penny For your thoughts!
Who's there?
Penny!
Penny Who?
Penny For your thoughts!
Kidnapping
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.
He woke up.
Love To
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
Schizophrenia
You're never alone with schizophrenia
Scotsmen
How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.
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