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Joke Topic - 'Cell Phones'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cell Phones'.

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What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.


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Sour Cream

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Skeletons

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
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Wedding

Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
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Football Players

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Porridge

"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.
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Work

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.
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Dyslexic

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
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Blondes

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.
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Life

If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline

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