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Joke Topic - 'Cell Phones'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cell Phones'.


What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

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Sour Cream

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?


Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.


Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

Football Players

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.


A dyslexic man walked into a bra.


Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.


If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline

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