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Joke Topic - 'Cell Phones'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cell Phones'.


What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.


What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.


Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.


What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...


I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast


When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.


What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.

Women Drivers

My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.


Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.

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