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Joke Topic - 'Cell Phones'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cell Phones'.

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

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Ghosts

Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.

I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.

What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.

What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!

We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.

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