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Joke Topic - 'Cell Phones'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cell Phones'.


What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.

Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.

Leave You Alone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?


When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.


What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.


If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?


When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.


Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.


Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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