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Joke Topic - 'Cell Phones'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cell Phones'.

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What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.


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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.
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Leave You Alone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?
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Girlfriends

When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.
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Computers

What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.
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Bridge

If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?
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Birthdays

When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.
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Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.
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Bananas

Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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