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Joke Topic - 'Cell Phones'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cell Phones'.

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What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.


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Relatives

Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
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Christmas

Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!
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Car

My wife's other car is a broomstick
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Penny

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Penny!
Penny Who?
Penny For your thoughts!
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Kidnapping

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.
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Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
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Schizophrenia

You're never alone with schizophrenia
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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.

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