Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - C / Joke Topic - Cell Phones - 1

Joke Topic - 'Cell Phones'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cell Phones'.

$text4

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
$text4

Parties

What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.
$text4

Sail

Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.
$text4

Maggot

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
$text4

Read

I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast
$text4

Girlfriends

When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.
$text4

Ship

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.
$text4

Women Drivers

My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.
$text4

Skeletons

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.

This is page 1 of 1