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Joke Topic - 'Cell Phones'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cell Phones'.

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What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.


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Ghosts

Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.
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Lawyers

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.
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Read

I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast
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Blondes

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
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Cats

What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
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Horses

What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!
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Imaginary

We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.

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