Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
Getting Old
You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.
Leave You Alone
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?
Girlfriends
When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.
Computers
What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.
Bridge
If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?
Birthdays
When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.
Chickens
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.
Bananas
Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.