Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
Gone Forever
"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."
Dogs
What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.
A Musician
What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.
Hypochondriacs
Hypochondriacs make me sick
This Morning
I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.
Jewelry
What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
Frogs
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
A Strawberry
This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'