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Joke Topic - 'Celebrate'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Celebrate'.


What do owls celebrate at the end of October?

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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

Gone Forever

"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"


What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?

A Musician

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?


Hypochondriacs make me sick

This Morning

I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.


What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.


What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.

A Strawberry

This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'

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