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Joke Topic - 'Celebrate'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Celebrate'.


What do owls celebrate at the end of October?

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Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.


Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.


Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.


What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.


Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.


If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?


If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.


What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.


Patient: Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.

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