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Joke Topic - 'Celebrate'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Celebrate'.

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What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.


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Operating

He's always operating in stand-by mode.
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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice-cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.
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Possessed

"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."
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Optician

Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.
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Life

If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline
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Monsters

What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.
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Dogs

A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."
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Vampires

What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.
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Overweight

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.

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