Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Work
Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?
A Comedian
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
Yesterday
If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.
Drunks
I'm not a steady drinker - my hand shakes too much.
Railway
Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel
Barbers
What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
Baseball
In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.
Tooth
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.
Car
What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.