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Joke Topic - 'Celebrate'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Celebrate'.

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What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.


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King

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.
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Smart

He's as smart as a politician is honest.
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Relatives

Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
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Villagers

Gas rig men grilled by villagers
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Leave You Alone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?
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Fleas

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
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Animals

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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Christmas Cracker

What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.
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Chicken

DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.

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