Joke Topic - 'Celebrate'

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.

He's as smart as a politician is honest.

Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.

Gas rig men grilled by villagers

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.

DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.