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Joke Topic - 'Celebrate'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Celebrate'.

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What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.


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Cooks

Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
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London

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
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Blondes

Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.
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Dog

What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.
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Chickens

Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?
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Computers

If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.

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