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Joke Topic - 'Celebrate'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Celebrate'.

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What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.


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Work

Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?
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A Comedian

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
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Yesterday

If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.
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Drunks

I'm not a steady drinker - my hand shakes too much.
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Railway

Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel
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Barbers

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
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Baseball

In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.
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Tooth

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.
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Car

What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.

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