Doors
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.
Cannibals
What did the cannibals say to their next-door neighbors?
We'd love to have you over for dinner!'
Bees
What do you call it when a swarm of bees helps in undercover police work?
A sting operation.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.
Bees
What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!
Reincarnation
Did you hear about the lawyer who believed in reincarnation? He left everything to himself in his will.
Beer
Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey stay or do we go?
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.