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Joke Topic - 'Caution' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Caution'.
CAUTION! I Drive The Same Way As You!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
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Frogs
What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.
A croaker spaniel.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
Pessimists
How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light bulb?
'What's the point? It'll only blow again.'
'What's the point? It'll only blow again.'
Farmers
How did the farmer locate his lost cow?
He tractor down.
He tractor down.
Mother-in-law
The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.
Doctors
Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.
Fools
Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.
No, I never like to interfere with nature.
Married
'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'
Frogs
What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.