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Joke Topic - 'Caution' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Caution'.
CAUTION! I Drive The Same Way As You!
1>Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
2>Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
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2>Doctor: Answer it.
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What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.
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Which insects are the most loyal?
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2>Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
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What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.
2>A cellar-bration.
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What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
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Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
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Singing
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'Yule never walk alone.'
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