Joke Topic - 'Cauliflowers'

Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.

Is breeding rabbits a hare raising experience?

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'

"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"

We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.

You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.

What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.