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Joke Topic - 'Cauliflowers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cauliflowers'.

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My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.
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Failure

Predestination was doomed to failure from the start
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.
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Angry

Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.
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Billiards

Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards!
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Deodorant

You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.
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Santa Claus

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
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Cannibals

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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Computers

Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

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