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Joke Topic - 'Cauliflowers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cauliflowers'.

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My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.


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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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Wolf

Did you hear the joke about the wolf?
Yes, it made me howl.
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Chief

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.
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Office

In any office you can always tell who the boss is. He's the one who watches the clock during your coffee break.
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Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
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Politicians

I think, therefore I'm not an MP.
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A Strawberry

This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'
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Chicken

What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
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Doctors

George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."

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