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Joke Topic - 'Cauliflowers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cauliflowers'.


My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.

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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.

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How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.

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Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
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