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Joke Topic - 'Cauliflowers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cauliflowers'.

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My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.


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Crazy

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
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Boxing

When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor.
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.
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The World

The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Light Bulbs

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
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Star Wars

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
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Light Bulbs

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Haste

What is the best thing to make if you are in a hurry?
Haste.
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Deja Vu

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?

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