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Joke Topic - 'Cattle'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cattle'.


What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.


Teacher: What is the name given to the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
William: The Juve-Niles?


Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.


When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.


My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!


What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.


What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.


Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time for years that the drinks had been on him.


A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'

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