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Joke Topic - 'Cattle'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cattle'.

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What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.


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Monkeys

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
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Married

'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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Vacation

What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.
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Overweight

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.
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Dentists

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
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Computers

What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.
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Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.
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Married

Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.

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