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Joke Topic - 'Cattle'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cattle'.

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What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.


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Cricket

Why could you say that a fish and chip shop is like a cricket team?
Because they both need a good batter.
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Cannibals

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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Computers

What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.
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Ambulances

Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
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Cows

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.
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Chewing Gum

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
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Scottish

Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.
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Movies

Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.
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To Err

To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.

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