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Joke Topic - 'Cattle'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cattle'.


What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.

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I used to work in a bank, but then I lost interest.


How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.


George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.


"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"

Black And White

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.


My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'


Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.


What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.


Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

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