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Joke Topic - 'Cattle'


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What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.


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Dogs

Where did the dog leave his car when he went shopping?
In a barking lot.
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Skunks

How many skunks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A phew.
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Deer

How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.
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Charles Dickens

What famous 60's song did Charles Dickens write?
Oliver Twist.
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Onions

How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!
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Married

Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.
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Bigamy

Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
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Mice

What do mice use to avoid bad breath?
Mousewash.
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Stealing

Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.

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