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Joke Topic - 'Cattle'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cattle'.


What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.

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Why could you say that a fish and chip shop is like a cricket team?
Because they both need a good batter.


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What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.

Chewing Gum

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.


Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.


Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.

To Err

To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.

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