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Joke Topic - 'Cattle'


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What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.


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Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.
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Teachers

Teacher: What is the name given to the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
William: The Juve-Niles?
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Strawberry

Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.
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Send

When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.
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Mice

My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!
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Mosquito

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Beer

Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time for years that the drinks had been on him.
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Carols

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'

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