Joke Topic - 'Cattle'

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...

'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.

What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.

What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.

Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.