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Joke Topic - 'Cats' - Page 5 - With 7 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 5 of jokes on the topic - 'Cats'.
Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.
The Canary Islands.
Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
To a retail store.
Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.
They were a purr-fect match.
Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
He only drinks condensed milk.
Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.
Because of its bark.
Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.
The cat got his tongue.