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Joke Topic - 'Cats' - Page 4 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 4 of jokes on the topic - 'Cats'.
What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
1>A paws.
What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
1>A purr snatcher.
What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.
1>A mewl.
What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!
1>Puss 'n' boots!
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.
1>Very nervous mice.
What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
1>Mice Krispies.
What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!
1>Mice pudding!
What has four legs, whiskers, a tail, and flies?
A dead cat.
1>A dead cat.
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.
1>Purr-ple.
What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.
1>Alley cats.
What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.
1>An acrocat.
When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
1>When it's raining cats and dogs.