What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.
What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.
What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!
What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.
What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.
What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty
What do you call an eight-legged cat who enjoys swimming?
An octopuss.
What do you call an overweight cat?
A flabby tabby.