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Joke Topic - 'Caterpillars' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Caterpillars'.

We call our boss the caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
He got where he is today by crawling.
What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.

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