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Joke Topic - 'Caterpillar'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Caterpillar'.


They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.

What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.

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