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Joke Topic - 'Caterpillar'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Caterpillar'.

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They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.
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We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
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What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.


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Driving

Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
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Soccer

What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
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Snowmen

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
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Pigs

Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
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Barbers

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
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Teachers

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
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Nut

What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!
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Tourists

Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

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