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Joke Topic - 'Caterpillar'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Caterpillar'.

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They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.
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We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
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What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.


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What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
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Snowmen

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
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Rich

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
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King

Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!
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Fool

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Batman

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.

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