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Joke Topic - 'Caterpillar'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Caterpillar'.

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They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.
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We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
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What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.


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Hello

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.
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Christmas

In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.
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Ghosts

What is a ghost's favorite type of bird?
A scare-crow.
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Dracula

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
The breast stroke, sir.
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Help

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Pianos

Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.
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Vampires

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
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Students

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.

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