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Joke Topic - 'Caterpillar'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Caterpillar'.

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They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.
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We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
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What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.


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A Monk

What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.
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Dangerous

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
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Witches

Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.
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Cannibals

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
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Bees

Name the bees' favourite pop star.
Sting.
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Idiot

You must think I'm a perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
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Guess

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.
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Well Off

Wife: Before we were married, you told me you were well off.
Husband: I was, but I didn't realize just how how well off I was.
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Did You Hear

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.

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