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Joke Topic - 'Caterpillar'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Caterpillar'.


They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.

What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.

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A Monk

What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.


What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.


Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.


What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.


Name the bees' favourite pop star.


You must think I'm a perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.

Well Off

Wife: Before we were married, you told me you were well off.
Husband: I was, but I didn't realize just how how well off I was.

Did You Hear

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.

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