Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Tires
Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
Teletubby
What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby
Soccer
What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.
Drinkers
Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
Cliffhanger
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cliff.
Cliff who?
Cliffhanger.
Whale
Where would you go if you wanted to weigh a whale?
To the the whale way station!
Eel
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
Revenge
How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
Golf
Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.