Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cannonball
My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'
Flies
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
Rabbits
Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.
Santa Claus
If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.
Peanut Butter
What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
Drunks
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Painter
Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?