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Joke Topic - 'Catcher'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Catcher'.

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In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.


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Santa

What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
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Divorce

What do you call a man whose wife has just divorced him?
A divorce-he.
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Nicer

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
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Car Drivers

A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.
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Be Yourself

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.
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Santa Claus

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.
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Newspaper

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.

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