Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Santa
What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
Divorce
What do you call a man whose wife has just divorced him?
A divorce-he.
Nicer
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
Car Drivers
A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.
Be Yourself
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.
Santa Claus
What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.
Pigs
What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.
Newspaper
When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love
me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.