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Joke Topic - 'Catch'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Catch'.
What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
Your breath.
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!
I'll catch you later!
What do we often catch but never see?
A passing remark.
A passing remark.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cats
Joe: I've got a cat who can say his name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
Fathers
What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!
A son of a gun!
Change
Madness takes its toll. Please have the exact change.
Blondes
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
Friends
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to be your friend!
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to be your friend!
Friendly
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.
Birthdays
Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift-wrap a life?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift-wrap a life?
Hotels
Hotel Porter: 'May I carry your bag, sir?'
Hotel Guest: 'No, that won't be necessary; my wife is perfectly capable of walking.'
Hotel Guest: 'No, that won't be necessary; my wife is perfectly capable of walking.'
Beer
Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.
I believe I'll have another beer.