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Joke Topic - 'Catch' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Catch'.

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!
What do we often catch but never see?
A passing remark.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Cheese

What Sort of cheese is made backward?
Edam.

Court

Always remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people who weren't smart enough to avoid jury duty!

Santa Claus

If you fear Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?

Lightbulbs

How many film stars does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.

Santa Claus

How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
You can sense his presents.

Golf

Golfer: 'That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old.'
Caddy: 'Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir.'

Insects

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.

Ghosts

What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.

Boxers

How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
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