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Joke Topic - 'Catch'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Catch'.

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What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
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What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!


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Mickey Mouse

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.
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Blondes

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
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Light Bulbs

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Count Dracula

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
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Pool

Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.
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Birds

What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.
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Witches

Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
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Cars

'You wouldn't think I'd bought this car second-hand, would you?'
'No, I thought you'd made it yourself.'
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French

Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.

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