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Joke Topic - 'Catch'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Catch'.

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What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
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What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!
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What do we often catch but never see?
A passing remark.


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Offices

Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
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Snakes

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
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Chocolate

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
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Witches

Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
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Gorillas

What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.
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Cows

Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.
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Stupid

He's so stupid, he tried to find the zip code for Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.
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Florida

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.
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Scottish

What did the pine tree say to his girlfriend?
I'm fir you.

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