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Joke Topic - 'Catch'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Catch'.


What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!

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Mickey Mouse

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.


How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.

Light Bulbs

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

Count Dracula

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.


Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.


What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.


Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.


'You wouldn't think I'd bought this car second-hand, would you?'
'No, I thought you'd made it yourself.'


Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.

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