Cheese
What Sort of cheese is made backward?
Edam.
Court
Always remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people who weren't smart enough to avoid jury duty!
Santa Claus
If you fear Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?
Lightbulbs
How many film stars does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
Santa Claus
How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
You can sense his presents.
Golf
Golfer: 'That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old.'
Caddy: 'Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir.'
Insects
Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.
Ghosts
What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.
Boxers
How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.