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Joke Topic - 'Catch'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Catch'.

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What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
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What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!


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Piglets

Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.
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Tougher

State Legislators Want Tougher Death Penalty
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Dandruff

Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
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One Of Those Things

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess one of those things.
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Chip

Some people have a chip on their shoulder.
He has a whole lumberyard.
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Cars

My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br> I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'
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Doctor

Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.
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Offices

Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
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Mother-in-law

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.

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