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Joke Topic - 'Cat Food'


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Customer: I'm returning this tin of cat food.
Store Assistant: What's the problem with it?
Customer: It says it comes in an 'easy open can.'
Store Assistant: So?
Customer: My cat has tried for three days, and still can't get it open!


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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
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Dogs

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Who's there?
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Elephants

Why do elephants have trunks?
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