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Joke Topic - 'Castles'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Castles'.

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What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.


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Camelot

What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.
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Toaster

Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.
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Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a waffle?
A woofle.
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Executives

How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
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Sound

Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?
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Boat

Someday my boat will come in
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport
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Zoom

Knock, knock.
Who's them?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?

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