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Joke Topic - 'Cashiers'


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How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.


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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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Football

What is a football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.
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A Married Man

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
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Sheep

Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!
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Dog

What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools and the other one dribbles.
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Witch

How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".
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Cows

Q: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated
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Thief

What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!
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Farmers

How did the farmer locate his lost cow?
He tractor down.

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