Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Peanuts
There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was assaulted.
Soccer
What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.
Brain
Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear
Horses
What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.
Listened
Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!
Fish
I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing it was deaf. So I bought it a herring aid.
Police
Police move in book case
Sweet
What is sweet and sticky and stops traffic?
A traffic jam.
Bee
What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.