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Joke Topic - 'Cashiers'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cashiers'.
How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.
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Light Bulbs
How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
Football
What is a football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.
Yule never walk alone.
A Married Man
A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
Sheep
Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!
They go to Wool-mart!
Dog
What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools and the other one dribbles.
One drools and the other one dribbles.
Witch
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".
Take away the "w".
Cows
Q: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated
A: Decalfinated
Thief
What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!
This is a stickup!
Farmers
How did the farmer locate his lost cow?
He tractor down.
He tractor down.
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