Joke Topic - 'Cashiers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cashiers'.

How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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Vampires

What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.

What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.

What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.

I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling.

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.

Doctor: Have you had this illness before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, whatever it is, I'm sorry to say you've got it again.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.

1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.

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