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Joke Topic - 'Cars' - Page 4 - With 8 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
The wheels. They are always tired.
Who do you call someone who does humorous car drawings?
A car-toonist.
A car-toonist.
Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
Because it only has one boot.
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Because they can spell it.
Because they can spell it.
Why is an old car like a baby?
Because it always has a rattle.
Because it always has a rattle.
Wife: 'There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.'
Husband: 'Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous.'
Wife: 'I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.'
Husband: 'You don't even know what a carburetor is. Where's the car?'
Wife: 'In the swimming pool.'
Husband: 'Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous.'
Wife: 'I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.'
Husband: 'You don't even know what a carburetor is. Where's the car?'
Wife: 'In the swimming pool.'
You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a few days.
You totaled your car and can't remember why. It could have been the case of Bud Dry.