What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.
What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.
What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
What do you call a country where all of the cars are pink?
A pink carnation.
What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
Where did the dog leave his car when he went shopping?
In a barking lot.
Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. Where's the car?"
Wife: "In the swimming pool."