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Joke Topic - 'Cars' - 3


This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Cars'.

Related Topics: Car Drivers (2) Motorists (6) Motorist (2)
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What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.
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What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.
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What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
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What do you call a country where all of the cars are pink?
A pink carnation.
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What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.
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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
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Where did the dog leave his car when he went shopping?
In a barking lot.
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Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
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Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. Where's the car?"
Wife: "In the swimming pool."

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