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Joke Topic - 'Cars' - Page 3 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories


This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Cars'.

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Two blondes were spotted in a parking lot attempting to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
Blonde 1: I can't seem to unlock this door!
Blonde 2: You must speed up and try harder. It's starting to rain, and the roof is down.
We were all in a car, and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.
What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.
What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
What do you call a country where all of the cars are pink?
A pink carnation.
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.
What would you call a blonde behind the wheel of a car?
An airbag.
Where did the dog leave his car when he went shopping?
In a barking lot.
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