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Joke Topic - 'Cars' - Page 2 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
2>Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
Men are like Used Cars.
Both are easy to get, cheap, and they prove to be unreliable.
1>Both are easy to get, cheap, and they prove to be unreliable.
My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.,' br>I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'
2>My brother said, 'Tyred.'
My wife had a nasty accident with the car this morning. She backed it out of the garage, completely forgetting that she had backed it in the night before.
2>My wife's other car is a broomstick
1>One of the drivers is sprawled and injured on the side of the road following a car accident. A police officer advised, "Don't worry; a Red Cross nurse is on her way to assist you."
"Oh no," the victim moaned, "don't you think it would be possible for me to have a blonde and happy one?"
3>"Oh no," the victim moaned, "don't you think it would be possible for me to have a blonde and happy one?"
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a car.
Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.
2>Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a car!
Doctor: Well, just park yourself over there.
1>Doctor: Well, just park yourself over there.
Police Officer: Why are you driving your car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a carpool.
2>Motorist: I'm in a carpool.
The man fainted as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone who saw it happen dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped the man regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.
'It was enough to make anybody faint,' he said. 'My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower.
3>'It was enough to make anybody faint,' he said. 'My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower.
There are three engineers in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft Software Engineer.
Suddenly, the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other, wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion. 'Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work!?'
4>Suddenly, the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other, wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion. 'Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work!?'
This car is protected by Smith and Wesson
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