Joke Topic - 'Carrots' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Carrots'.

How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.

Two carrots were walking down the road when a huge truck slammed into one of them. An ambulance was called, and they rushed the little fellow off to the hospital, where he immediately went into hours of surgery. Finally, the doctor emerged and approached the other carrot who had been anxiously awaiting in the waiting room.
'Tell me, Doc, how is he?'
The doctor replied, 'I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is he's going to live. The bad news is he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life.

Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says, 'Can you smell carrots?'.

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Horses

Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.

Money

Why is it not difficult to cheat sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.

Dandruff

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.

Bosses

Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.

Sleeping

Jess: I haven't slept for days, and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!

Scottish

What did the pine tree say to his girlfriend?
I'm fir you.

Hot Dogs

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.

Toes

Patient: Doctor, why are you writing on my toes?
Doctor: I'm just adding a footnote.

Lightbulbs

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!