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Joke Topic - 'Carrots'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Carrots'.

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How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
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Two carrots were walking down the road when a huge truck slammed into one of them. An ambulance was called and they rushed the little fellow off to the hospital where he immediately went into hours of surgery. Finally the doctor emerged and approached the other carrot who had been anxiously awaiting in the waiting room.
"Tell me Doc, how is he?"
The doctor replied, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is he's going to live. The bad news is he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life.
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Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".


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Why did the clown wear loud socks?
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Girlfriends

When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.
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School

Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
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