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Joke Topic - 'Carrots'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Carrots'.

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How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
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Two carrots were walking down the road when a huge truck slammed into one of them. An ambulance was called and they rushed the little fellow off to the hospital where he immediately went into hours of surgery. Finally the doctor emerged and approached the other carrot who had been anxiously awaiting in the waiting room.
"Tell me Doc, how is he?"
The doctor replied, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is he's going to live. The bad news is he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life.
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Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".


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What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
You are very attractive.
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Elephants

What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.
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Scientists

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
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Marriage

My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
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Office Party

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
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Complaining

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.
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Actors

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Computers

What did one computer say to the other computer?
You've got a nice interface.
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Barman

Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."

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