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Joke Topic - 'Carpets'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Carpets'.

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What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.


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Blondes

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
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Wedding

Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
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Stupid

He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
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Ring

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
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Lumberjacks

I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.
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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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An Inferiority Complex

He has an inferiority complex, but not a very good one.
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Deaf

I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
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Talking

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.

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