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Joke Topic - 'Carols'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Carols'.


A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'

What do male sheep sing at Christmas?
Ewele-tide Carols!

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What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
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