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Joke Topic - 'Carols'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Carols'.

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A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
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What do male sheep sing at Christmas?
Ewele-tide Carols!


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Ghosts

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.
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Ignorance

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
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Chief

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.
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Birthdays

When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.
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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.
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Teachers

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!
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Wives

Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.
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Mouse

What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.

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