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Joke Topic - 'Carols'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Carols'.

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A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
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What do male sheep sing at Christmas?
Ewele-tide Carols!


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Pigs

What kind of pigs are you likely to find on the highway?
Road hogs.
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Singing

Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.
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A Great Time

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Havana.
Havana who?
Havan-a great time, hope you are having one too.
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Books

How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.
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Piano

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a piano.
Doctor: Wait while I make some notes.
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Drunk

Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Wives

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
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Dieting

The dieter's motto.
If at first you don't recede, diet again.
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A Monkey

If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.

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