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Joke Topic - 'Carols'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Carols'.

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A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
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What do male sheep sing at Christmas?
Ewele-tide Carols!


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Birds

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
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Fishing

What do you call a man who likes to go fishing every weekend?
Rod!
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.
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Engineers

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Rain

Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
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Job

I left my last job because I was told to do something I didn't like.
Really! What was that?
The boss told me to look for another job.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.

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