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Joke Topic - 'Carols'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Carols'.
A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
What do male sheep sing at Christmas?
Ewele-tide Carols!
Ewele-tide Carols!
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What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
Cinderelephant.
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Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.
A tap on the ankle.
Politicians
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What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.
A choo choo Twain.
Cowboys
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
Music
If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning
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How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.
Fish
What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
A starfish.
A Rooster
What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
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