Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - C / Joke Topic - Carols - 1

Joke Topic - 'Carols'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Carols'.


A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'

What do male sheep sing at Christmas?
Ewele-tide Carols!

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.


If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.


Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.


When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.


Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.


Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!


Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.


What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.


What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.

This is page 1 of 1