Joke Topic - 'Cargo'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cargo'.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!

Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?

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Knock, knock.
Who's them?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?

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Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.

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