Joke Topic - 'Cargo' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cargo'.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!

Why is it if you send a package by Ship, it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car, it is called a Shipment?

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.

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A skeleton staff took over.

Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.

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Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

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Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.

What do male sheep sing at Christmas?
Ewele-tide Carols!