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Joke Topic - 'Cargo' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cargo'.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!
Why is it if you send a package by Ship, it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car, it is called a Shipment?

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